Get ready to honk with laughter! To celebrate our feathered friends this quarter, we’ve gathered ten jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a diehard fan of this iconic bird, or just a silly goose who loves a good pun, these jokes will have you quacking up in no time!
What happened when two geese got into a fight over winter migration?
It quickly went south!
Why did the police arrest the goose at the park?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What do you call a goose journalist with a biased agenda?
You call it a propa-gander.
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
Down-under-wear.
What are goosebumps for?
They're for slowing geese down.
Which side of a goose has the most feathers?
The outside.
How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias?
They’re flying in-formation.
What did the head goose say when the flock didn't know what to do for winter?
Want to hear mi-grate idea?
Which musical instrument do geese like most?
The a-goose-tic guitar.
Which language do geese prefer?
Portugeese.
Doo you know how to get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a goose! Hee, hee!
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position.
But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
There’s more geese on that side.