Here are some of our favorite raccoon jokes! We can't promise that this list is free of groaners or extra corny humor, but they all sure made us giggle! Enjoy!
1. Where is a raccoon’s favorite place to vacation?
Can-coon!
2. What is a raccoon’s favorite snack?
Popcoon!
3. What do you call raccoon gossip?
Trash talk!
4. What is a raccoon’s favorite social event?
A mask-erade ball!
5. What did the raccoon use to hold his Halloween costume together?
Masking tape!
6. What do you call a sneaky raccoon hiding in spaghetti sauce?
An impasta!
7. Why do raccoons always win at hide and seek?
They only have stripes, so they're never spotted!
8. How does a raccoon stop a video?
He presses the paws button!
9. Where did the raccoon go when he lost his tail?
To the retail store!
10. Can a raccoon climb higher than Mount Everest?
Of course he can- Mount Everest can’t climb!
11. Why are raccoons bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tail!
12. A raccoon went undercover as an octopus to gather intelligence at the local marina, but the agency had trouble extracting him, because he looked itenticle to all the others...
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